Do you have a frenemy in your life? Then don’t waste a minute of your holiday season with them! Cosmopolitan offers nine ways to spot ‘em …
1. She only manages to tag you in Facebook photos that are totally unflattering — you know, your eyes are closed, crossed, or your back is to the camera.
2. You tell her: “I caught my boyfriend in bed with another woman.” She responds: “Was she pretty?”
3. She barely speaks to her friends from high school and college, but her lawyer is on speed dial.
4. Her new cocktail ring looks remarkably like the one you just misplaced.
5. She invites the guy you like to a dinner party at her apartment, but “forgets” to tell you.
6. Oh the drama! You’d rather listen to the blow by blow of a boxing match than get caught in the ticker-tape of her Twitter feed.
7. Her ultimate compliment is, “You remind me so much of myself.”
8. When she meets your new guy, she pulls you aside and says, “Well, he’s not my type but he seems like a good match for you.”
9. Even though you’re glammed up she tells you, “I wish I could pull off that whole no makeup, bed-head look as well as you.”